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Search Terms (Volume 2)

So. To everyone that found my blog accidentally because you were looking for something else. Welcome. Nice to meet you. Nice to see you. Yada, yada, yada. You guys have been looking for some CRAZY ASS sh*t…. Seriously.

Category OneIn which people think I’m a different race and are intrested in hair.

hairstyle for round face asian
japanese cute hairstyles curly
nude asian redheads
dass hairstyles

K. So. Everyone knows that I’m whiter than white, right? Like seriously. I glow in the dark. I’m not Asian in any way, shape, or form. Everyone understand? Great.

Now, for the hair styles. I guess there is a salon in Texas called Dass salon and spa. So I guess people where look up them? As for the Asian styles, can’t help ya there guys.. Sorry.

Category Two. In which we have daddy’s, best friends, and some awkward moments.

daddy girls moms live
i’m only 11 daddy
daddy’s girl
best friends
best friends bilder
best friends pictures

First off, it builder. Spelled with a u. Second, why do you need a best friend builder?! Best friends are made over a life time. Yeah you can strengthen the relationship by getting to know each other but I don’t know what a best friend builder will do. Have you learned to spell builder yet?

I don’t know if the world has made me think the worst or what, but I don’t know want to know what the I’m only 11 one is about. And moms live? What is that?! Geez…

Category Three. In which we have everything else.

search term volume
will arkids pay for ear nose throat
spring images
xdanigirl wordpress
sexy man candy pics

First. Bubbles are fun. Bubbles are nice. Who doesn’t like bubbles?! Bubbles and spring images seem like the would go together. Right? Second. Someone apparently likes reading about search terms. Because they found my blog! Third. Heaven knows I talk about sexy man candy enough that SOMEONE should find my blog because of it.

Someone was actually looking for my WordPress account, guys!! Look!! I’m famous!! Okay no not really but I can dream.

Will ArKids pay for ear, nose, and throat? Yes, yes they will. IF you have a referral from your doctor. If the original referral has expired, you will need to get another one. If you have changed doctors since the referral expired, you will need to let your doctor know and go to their office and have  check up and let them issue another referral. If you do not have a referral you will have to pay for the visit your self. It will be an out-freaking-rageous price for whatever you need done. So, I suggest you do everything in your power to get a referral. 


And there ya go. There are our search terms for the month of May! Come back next month for more fun and awkwardness!!


Random Search Terms (Volume 1, maybe?)

K so! Over at Lucy’s blog she does this thing. She calls it “An Open Letter To People Who Find My Blog Accidentally”. She then tells us all the fun and weird search terms people use and that lead them to her blog! I’m going to steal her idea because it is an ingenious idea!! You get some pretty crazy search terms!! Well… She does, I haven’t… YET!!  But here is our first list!!

Search term(s) numero uno!!

gory pictures of boston bombing marathon
boston marathon gory pictures
gory pictures of boston marathon

First off, WHY ARE PEOPLE LOOKING UP GORY PICTURES OF THE BOSTON MARATHON?!?!   I know I didn’t post any gory pictures of the Boston marathon. Pretty sure I said there were some gory pictures… But whatever makes people happy right? Personally I don’t want to see that. However, I do know of a site (out of pure morbid curiosity  while back) there is a site that has morgue photos, crime scene photos, etc. of different murders and crimes along with some good info. I can’t remember, nor do I really want to remember, the name of the site but if people want to look at gory pictures maybe they should go there…. (The only reason I found this site was because I was curious about the Black Dahlia murder after an episode of American Horror Story. Which, by the way, is a pretty great show if you like ghosts and scary movies.)


Search term numero dos!!

spring images

Because those images are the best in the world other than early fall!! Duh!!! The post about spring was a fun one to find pictures for!! There were pretty flowers and green grass and fun animations and I totally just made a run on sentence because I didn’t use comas! *takes a deep breath* (Any one else read stuff as the type and realize that they have really poor grammar when typing? No? Alrighty, moving on…)


Search term(s) numero three! (because I don’t know how to spell three in Spanish…)

horror movies with sexy men
perm story

Horror movies with sexy men? Why not just sexy men? Why be distracted from a great movie plot with sexy man candy strutting around half naked, showing of those gorgeous washboard abs?? WHY!? But.. Anyway. Yes. The list. The spectacular, amazing, beautiful, as many adjectives that are synonymous with awesome, list. *sigh* I had forgotten about that list…  Bookmarking…. Yup. That will be a list to look at, at least, once a week. Probably more.

And you guys read about the perm story right? So we don’t have to rehash it? Awesome! But to those who haven’t read, or found it by mistake, it was a great story right? Good, glad you got a laugh!

Ryan Reynolds from The Amityville Horror mad in 2005

Ryan Reynolds from The Amityville Horror mad in 2005.

Possible search term numero quatre! (That is French guys!! Check out be I’m…tri-lingual!! :D)


Anyone know what that is?! I Googled it and came up with a website. I think it’s a picture finder website…. Maybe? I dunno..

Search term(s) numero cinq (Again French!! Look at me go, mixing languages!!)

god, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,   courage to change the things I can,   and wisdom to know the difference.
lord give me the serenity to accept
lord help me to change the things that
grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change courage to change the things we can and wisdom to know the difference
things that define who we are
the wisdom to know the difference
dear lord give me the strength to accept

Woo! That’s a lotta search terms!! These terms are all used to find the Serenity Prayer. It’s a great little prayer to keep in mind, keep around your house, or at the office. I mean, you don’t have to be Christian to say it. It’s just something to help you get through the day. I posted about it here. It has the prayer and a pretty awesome painting I did of it for my mother in law. (It was originally for me but she decided she wanted one so I gave her mine. I had another that went to my grandmother so I’m waiting to buy more canvases to do more..)

Here is a picture of my painting.

Here is a picture of my painting.

So. For those of you who stumbled upon my blog by accident! Thanks for stopping by and checking out all the awesome randomness!! Hope you enjoyed it and I hope you come back and see us!! I apologize if we scared you at first with our intensity, but I promise, you get used to it! Everyone does!!

We will probably do one of these every month because they are super fun!!! So stay  tuned guys!!


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